dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
Walking out of the movie theater tonight after watching the Great Gatsby a woman said “that movie was weird, I didn’t get it.”
I didn’t think it was that hard to comprehend. Especially since the book was published in 1925, I think everyone knows what it represents and if you don’t I feel bad for you.
If you think I’m scared of you, you’re wrong. My family (both sides) are natural born fighters and I can assure you that even though I don’t walk around beating people up or talking shit, I can and will punch you so fucking hard that you won’t be able to think straight for a month. Just ask my older sister who got clocked so hard it looked like she was crying blood.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY