Sing to me the songs of the stars

buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:59:22 -0700

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:35:58 -0700

vivalaausten: greydelisle: The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:32:09 -0700

vivalaausten:

greydelisle:

The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.

bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:32:04 -0700

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

z1c: being 20+ on tumblr

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:20:01 -0700

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

Walking out of the movie theater tonight after watching the Great Gatsby a woman said “that...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:18:07 -0700

Walking out of the movie theater tonight after watching the Great Gatsby a woman said “that movie was weird, I didn’t get it.”

I didn’t think it was that hard to comprehend. Especially since the book was published in 1925, I think everyone knows what it represents and if you don’t I feel bad for you.

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:12:52 -0700

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

holdnoquarter: Today I came across goats playing on a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:41:28 -0700

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:19:57 -0700

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:16:30 -0700

ipoog: do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:15:43 -0700

ipoog:

do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil

internetexplorers: im still really upset that the lemon stealing whore only got one lemon in the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:15:10 -0700

internetexplorers:

im still really upset that the lemon stealing whore only got one lemon in the end

band-nonsense: tessaviolet: peachofcake: tessaviolet: i’m tupac on the inside. tupac is...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:13:55 -0700

band-nonsense:

tessaviolet:

peachofcake:

tessaviolet:

i’m tupac on the inside.

tupac is dead.

exactly.

well this is more emotional than expected

witneyhouston: checkmate

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:12:39 -0700

witneyhouston:

checkmate

the-absolute-funniest-posts: cumbereds: GET OUT YOU LITTLE SHIT...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:12:06 -0700

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

cumbereds:

GET OUT YOU LITTLE SHIT IM OFFICIALLY DONE

maliciousmelons: “911 whats your emergency?” hi i need to report a kidnapping. my son is taking a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:07:13 -0700

maliciousmelons:

“911 whats your emergency?” hi i need to report a kidnapping. my son is taking a nap in his room right now.

But really, if your bitch ass can’t text me back when I have an important question then...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:18:27 -0700

But really, if your bitch ass can’t text me back when I have an important question then don’t fucking post your “hardy har har” passive aggressive comments on my facebook page. Needless to say I don’t want or need your “witty” banter in my life as you usually use it to make me feel like I’m a piece of turd.

I don’t think a better word than “hate” comes to mind when a particular old friend...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:08:48 -0700

I don’t think a better word than “hate” comes to mind when a particular old friend of mine tries to talk to me.

r-amp: itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:45:36 -0700

r-amp:

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

thenimbus: do you ever feellike a plastic bag

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:42:32 -0700

thenimbus:

do you ever feel
like a plastic bag